Anerley hill

Anerley hill pisses me off.

It stands between me
And an easy trip to triangle country

If I go slowly, the cyclists overtake me

That pisses me off.

If I go quickly, my heart gives out on me

and I die.

That pisses me off.

I just want pizza from eight million rabbits
Maybe a sneaky beer and some vintage bits
But first I have to scale the Crystal fucking Palace fucking Matterhorn

And that pisses me off

So in a huff I doomscroll and
Put the journey off

Maybe tomorrow I'll call it's bluff.