Seagull?

Seagull?

What are you doing out here?!
I thought I left you in St Ives
Stealing ice creams in front of our our eyes
Ruining moms' and little kids' lives!

You're a long way inland?
Away from the sea, the sand
I guess you've found
The city-sound
The shitty treasures
Upon the ground.
The dustbins of chicken bits
The chips and dips of Friday splits

Well seagull --
Welcome.
You'll love it.